1) Robin Hood was real and he lived with
his mob of communist outlaws in a big tree called The Major Oak. It still
exists. I enclose a photo. Like Stonehenge, it is fenced off from the public and
it is approximately 1500 years old.
Major Oak, Sherwood Forest
2) Burghers from Sheffield continually
try to claim Robin Hood as their own, but Robin Hood is from Nottingham. Proof?
The Major Oak - his house - is in Sherwood Forest, NOTTINGHAMSHIRE, not
Yorkshire. Decuctive reasoning at its finest.
3) Friar Tuck, as befitting a monk, was
skinnier than Kate Moss after a month on the Ryvita. Maid Marian could make an
acorn, two dot leaves and a bag of grasshoppers into a feast for ten outlaws.
Little John played the lute.
4) Other countries have Robin Hood
legends, including Spain, Norway, Germany, Chile, Vietnam and New Zealand. There
is a Welsh Robin Hood called Owen Hood, from just outside Llandudno, but really,
there was only one Robin Hood and he was real and from Nottinghamshire.
5) Carl Jung once described Robin Hood as
an emergent symbol of the cllective unconscious. Freud disagreed with him, as he
did about most things.
6) Nottingham was once known as
Snotingham after a Dane called Snot. It was changed some years ago because the
name is a bit like bogeys.
7) There is still a Sheriff of
Nottingham. Her name is Merlita Jones.
Sheriff of Nottingham, Merlita Jones
8).Boadicea defeated the Roman sixth
legion just outside Sherwood Forest in AD6. At that time, the whole of the
centre of the country was covered in trees. Henry VIII chopped most of them down
for his navy some three hundred years after the death of Robin Hood.
9) Here is a photograph of Robin Hood
just outside the walls of Nottingham Castle. Further proof he was a real bloke
and not just a myth, like.
More information can be found at robinhoodthemanthemyththelegend.com
Being a descendant from Maid Marian I know for sure she did not like football. She preferred ice hockey and leaf knitting! hahahahahahahaha brilliant facts! n x
ReplyDeleteMy kind of gal. Thanks for stopping by, Ngaire.
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